I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.

“A blanket could be used to spot the blind. I’d spot Helen Keller nine points in…”

“I wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.”

“I breathe onto a mirror just to make sure I’m still alive, and to see how good …”

“When I get to heaven, and I see a being of light, I’m going to ask him if he’s …”