I am the love machine of desire. I’m easy to operate. Just pull on my lever.

“I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are l…”

“I loved her like elephants like remembering stuff. Those bastards just won’t le…”

“I should make a tongue condom shaped like an oven mitt, so my mouth’s spoken la…”

“The diner was more twiner than Twain, and I found a mustache in my soup. Maybe …”