I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.

“I loved her so much, but she vanished from my life. She didn’t just suddenly di…”

“In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language…”

“I could tell we were going to get along from the way he wiped his ass—on my tie.”

“He was a cheeky bastard, especially when he talked with a thong in his mouth.”