I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me.

“It’s hard to find friends I can trust. Most end up either getting shot, stabbed…”

“To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower wi…”

“I’m not going to beg for my clone to get on his knees and grovel.”

“I’m a stand up guy. Especially when compared to someone sitting down.”