I am the Wakeboard of Love, if you catch my drift.

“I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it…”

“I’ll tell him this isn’t just a job to me, it’s a career, a once-in-a-lifetime …”

“If an actor’s neither talented nor handsome, what difference is there between h…”

“We danced together. We didn’t look graceful, but how could we? She only had one…”