I am the world’s greatest American. I narrowly beat out all of China for the title. Autore: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.” “Your fork is my shovel. I eat real estate and I drink coffee.” “I want to drum up interest for instruments that are played by beating them with…” “When I see a cop’s lights behind me at two in the morning, and I have my disco …”