I am upset. I have reservations about dinner for two at 8:00. I have reservations about my reservations.

“I ate a Danish. Better than eating someone from Finland.”

“Pepperoni looks so much like nipples that I can’t eat pizza without getting hor…”

“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pai…”

“I may have written this before, but I may not have written it as well, so I’ll …”