I am waiting on a trap door, but things might fall through for me.

“This presidential election will be as electric as an eel—and just as snakelike.”

“He was a man I came to respect. Not because he wore Ziploc bags for socks (he h…”

“The only way I’ll play beer pong is if the room was a sterile room, the table w…”

“I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate…”