I am what I am, and I don’t need to prove it—least of all to myself. And I’ll be damned if I ever answer to my clone. Who is he to question me?

“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”

“On the subject of how to make friends, I would give you some tips, but I just d…”

“The time to act is now! Somebody go get the Director.”

“A brick could used to translate and transform long cuneiform texts into shorter…”