I am willing to barter my nudity for your love. That way the IRS can’t tax our transaction.

“A rubber band is attached to a lever. Pull on the lever to increase the tension…”

“Amy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.”

“Who am I to ask you who you are, even if you’re my clone.”

“-I’m 60-years-old.
-Ma’am, I don’t believe it.
-You’re too kind.
-It’s true. Yo…”