I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full of surprises!

“As the sound a duck makes, I feel qualified to give medical advice. My wisdom w…”

“I hid a flower in a garden. I also hid a body there.”

“My blender has a more powerful engine than my car, but my car doesn’t make smoo…”

“I work at a newspaper. I’m not a journalist; I’m a deliveryman. Well I will be,…”