I asked her to wear something revealing, so she showed up in a prophet's toga.

“Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.”

“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s…”

“Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I …”

“My rules are as follows: don’t follow, unless there’s a fire. And in that case,…”