I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.

“I wanted to study graphic design, because I wanted to work in an office with de…”

“A brick could be used to start your car, if your car’s keys are cube-shaped and…”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”

“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank …”