I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same.


“Yesterday led me to today, which will lead me to tomorrow. Follow me, but stay …”

“I didn’t want to go, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be invited.”

“The only lip I want to hear from you is you kissing my ear.”

“I sing into burritos like they're microphones. If you want my autograph, you’re…”