I believe everyone has this fuckin' poem in his heart.

“The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That'…”

“The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions”

“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”

“I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can …”