I believe I believe I can succeed, and this belief is the foundation for my belief.

“Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of cours…”

“Both sexes have assholes, and both sexes have nipples. Yet only asshole is a ge…”

“I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So …”

“50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.”