I boasted that I bested the best, and I did. I beat my clone. In my dream, of course, but who cares? It’s still a victory.

“I was able to preserve my integrity, in jars along with strawberries.”

“A fan can be used as a listening device, pushing sound waves towards your ears,…”

“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was do…”

“Even if there were only seventeen syllables left in the universe, I still don’t…”