I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.

“I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.”

“I respect people who make eye contact (blind people get a free respect card).”

“I eat bar soap raw, because if you try cooking it, it disappears. The soap turn…”

“Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.”