I bought a house in a depressed neighborhood. The prices weren’t low, but the people were all bummed out.

“I don’t care if I’m on the moon, the party is on the sun, and I am an albino, y…”

“On second thought, maybe “Penis on a Stick Ice Cream Parlor” is not such a good…”

“The six squares of our love didn’t add up to a cube. Still, I took the oddly-sh…”

“Hair grows out of moles, and for this reason I wish I had a row of moles above …”