I bought a zoo, which is funny, because I own the very place that should own me.

“It’s easier to pick apart what is, than put together what isn’t.”

“When I visit England, I want to bring back the best souvenir an American can ge…”

“I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married.…”

“I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inev…”