I breathe onto a mirror just to make sure I’m still alive, and to see how good looking my breath is.

“If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with t…”

“Maybe one day I could fly all over the world and meet other interesting birds.”

“I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have…”

“I dreamt it in my dream. You tried to steal my dream—the whole thing. But even …”