I broke down when we broke up, but I didn’t break in to her house just to break out of my routine.

“The butcher died, and he requested to be cremated. But I don’t want to burn him…”

“I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef,…”

“A blanket could be used to mimic the mating call of my crumpled-up clone. Isn’t…”

“A blanket could be used to protect your heart from heartbreak. Keep your heart …”