I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.

“Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage t…”

“A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, y…”

“Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying…”

“I pitted two ditch diggers against each other, to see who could dig a pit the f…”