I buy all my socks with holes in them. Otherwise, how would I get my feet in them?

“My OCD governs my actions like a governor, but I didn’t vote for it. No, I vote…”

“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”

“If you bring the blanket, I’ll bring the warmth.
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“A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 
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