I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best.

“When your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there,…”

“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew v…”

“I let the feeling wash over me, and then I dried off with a fur coat and went f…”

“The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her li…”