I called for backup, but they didn’t put the car in reverse.

“A brick could be used to stop time. I did it once at my uncle’s house, and I ne…”

“I think people over the age of 6’2” look great. Just look at me! I was born in …”

“I’ll only blow my nose into green handkerchiefs. Why? Because all my brown hank…”

“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I d…”