I called the cops to see if I had a rap sheet. I do, and it rhymes.

“A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the b…”

“I want to fill a jar with a lot of clapping, and sell my applause next to the a…”

“What I did I can’t undo. But I can address it, and undress you.” This is the ch…”

“Standing around making ten dollars an hour—that’s what they pay me the big buck…”