I came from a broken home. My bedroom window was cracked.

“In the Tunnel of Desire, past the Tube of Destiny, lies the Turtle of Doubt. We…”

“I spent about eight hours deep in thought over whether to get divorced. That ma…”

“Abstain from reading comedy or other government economic statistics.”

“Someone, probably Orafoura, once asked me what’s my favorite part of love, and …”