I came to Party Crashing because accidents happen. People you love will die. Nothing you treasure will last forever. And I need to accept and embrace that fact.

“My biggest gripe is still hope. In hell, hope is a really really bad habit. Lik…”

“It’s a fun playtime. Please, don’t kill it with big words.”

“Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art. May I never be c…”

“Listen up. Rant would tell people: ‘You’re a different human being to everybody…”