I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts itself.


“I just bought a can of brown paint. It’s more expensive than coffee, but I real…”

“A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to inc…”

“My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restr…”

“A brick could be used to raise my spirits. I’m feeling low right now, low by ab…”