I can guess which car my boss drives. I’ll just look for the one with the hole in the back, like an asshole.

“Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work …”

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid …”

“My hair isn’t turning gray, but it is losing its flavor. It used to taste like …”

“A pen is a phallic symbol you can write with. But so is a cucumber dipped in ra…”