I can kick the can down the road, and I can also kick other modal verbs.

“Ever since the day I came out of the womb, I’ve had impeccable timing. For exam…”

“I wear my shirts inside out, because I’m an introvert.”

“I have a secret knock. It’s so secret that I never use it, lest you hear my knu…”

“I’ll piss in a cup for you. You can run a drug test on it, or you can drink it.”