I can run 50 yards faster than I can mow them.

“If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d m…”

“I got hit on at the bar last night, and this morning I have a black eye. Someti…”

“Not only did I not join, but now I can’t quit. I’m a nonmember for life.”

“I dreamt it in my dream. You tried to steal my dream—the whole thing. But even …”