I can scratch “scratch myself” off my list of things to do.

“My favorite flower lost its voice, and through aroma therapy and the assistance…”

“If instead of having ten fingers, I had ten combs for fingers, I'd love to meet…”

“When someone is talking about their job, and they turn to me and ask me what I …”

“I know what is wrong, I know what is right, and most importantly, I know what i…”