I can smell a trap. It smells like my ass.

“I think it’s important to set goals for myself, goals for the future, goals tha…”

“My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfa…”

“If a molar-shaped asteroid crashed down from the heavens and crushed my testicl…”

“Nipples—men have them, but don’t need them. Men—women have them, but don’t need…”