I can’t offer you anything to drink, but I can offer you an excuse. Would you like ice with it?

“In society’s daylight, black people are invisible. Black people are also invisi…”

“I’m a thief. What can I say, I’ve got sticky fingers. I robbed a sperm bank. Bu…”

“A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.
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“Richmond lost his Virginia when he was 1776.”