I can’t overstate how valuable being understated is.

“I got into a car accident. My car was so damaged it changed from white to a pur…”

“I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and tim…”

“Hospitality is about welcoming you with open arms, and an outstretched erection…”

“Love is orange, though sometimes it will make you blue. You might see that as d…”