I can’t remember the last time I had fun. Wait, yes I can. It was 1989, and I was wearing a t-shirt that said, “Communism, like the mullet, will never go out of style.

“Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and …”

“I always say “I couldn’t agree more,” even if I wholeheartedly disagree, becaus…”

“It occurs to me to devise mental tests on myself to see if I am who I think I a…”

“Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
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