I can’t see the wind. I can only see the effects of the wind, namely your love always being carried away from me.

“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the …”

“A blanket could be used to sail with the wind. That wind is provided by my ceil…”

“When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which on…”

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had…”