I can’t work well when I am under stress. It reduces me to normalcy. Stress is my kryptonite. And I usually don’t change in phone booths, though I do take long distance showers there.

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“My blanket is a year old. And amazingly, it still purrs just as loud today as i…”

“For as long as I can remember, I’ve always been a cat guy. Every night as I go …”

“She had breasts that sagged to her knees. But that's ok, because when it got co…”