I care for her about my mom like a Maggie (three Donalds per serving).

“I can smell a trap. It smells like my ass.”

“I tell people my name is “The Weather,” and that I understand how they don’t ha…”

“I’ve wrestled an alligator before. It wasn’t alive, but I still pinned it down.…”

“I think good advice for a father to give to his only son would be, "Don't make …”