I carry a concealed weapon—high cholesterol. It’s deadly.


“I’m losing more hours of sunlight at night than anywhere else.”

“I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.”

“A shadow is midnight’s whisper, I thought as I shouted at my invisible clone. K…”

“If my name were Nubby Blues, I wouldn't be a jazz musician, I'd be a disabled V…”