I carry a door with me wherever I go, because one, it’s symbolic for the opportunities that’ll open up for me, and two, I want to be the best door-to-door salesman who sells doors, so I carry a sample with me everywhere.

“Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient …”

“I work hard for my money. It feels very liberating to be broke.”

“A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but…”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the brother I never had. It seems rid…”