I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know.

“You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll als…”

“My favorite flower is the tulip. I’m crazy like Holland about them. I’ll even p…”

“I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber as spacious as the chamber of commerce. That wa…”

“I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails.”