I caught a fish with a deep voice. It was a bass.

“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two…”

“If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar.”

“Two days ago, Tuesday at 10:10 am, I gave birth to a bagel. And God commanded m…”

“I’d like to wade through all the people named Wade in this city, and personally…”