I cleaned out my belly button last night, and I found the meaning of life. Gosh, I wonder how long it’s been hidden there.

“Love isn’t a series of slogans like “Just do it,” “It’s the real thing,” or “Go…”

“Americans wouldn’t be in the economic predicament we’re in, if there were no Am…”

“I put tin foil on our relationship and stuck it in the fridge, because it neede…”

“A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society…”