I clench your love in my butt cheeks, along with all my hard-earned cash.

“If there’s a 50% chance of rain, I guess it means it’ll be half sunny. Relation…”

“A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided …”

“I’ll tell you love is like a pickle, and then I’ll reach my hand into the jar t…”

“Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love…”