I cling to our love like saran wrap on leftovers. If you want to know when dinner will be ready, the answer is last night. We could make love, or we could simply reheat what we already had.

“Ten years have gone by since the ten year anniversary, and I still remember it …”

“I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing u…”

“Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess.
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“How not to get rejected: ask a fat chick out to dinner. Do you think obesity ev…”