I collect collect calls from the 80s. I prefer them in mint condition, meaning the phone's still ringing.

“Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as sure…”

“I kiss like a skyscraper meets the sky, only with less scraping and more vertig…”

“I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the ba…”

“One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate …”