I collect orgasms. Unfortunately, lately I’ve been selling more than I’ve been buying.

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“Habits are patterns, and even the smallest ones tell a lot about who you are as…”

“Behind the door lies the question: Have you ever heard of a thing called knocki…”

“What if a statue of me walked past my clone frozen in thought? Which one of the…”